Devon

broknvocalcords @ 2006-04-25T10:27:00

2006-04-25T17:28:36Z

ADD MY NEW LIVEJOURNAL PLEASEEE
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broknvocalcords @ 2006-04-07T04:06:00

2006-04-07T11:07:46Z

THIS STUPID FUCKING THING IS BROKEN I HATE LIVEJOURNAL >;0

broknvocalcords @ 2006-03-26T13:30:00

2006-03-26T21:40:44Z

so i spent the weekend in Renton @ ashleys moms house with ali.

soo ashley and i and ali and adan and rachel and amanda and alex and jesse went to belview
[ i dont think thats the way to spell belview, but w/e]
and we went and saw HHLL and fall of troy

ANDDDDDDD i hung out with andrew tassin at the belview mallll
man, i miss that kid.

hmmm welll im excited, cause next week is spring break and im going to Taste Of Chaos..
thennnn going to Ashleys house cause Lee is going to be staying there for a few days :D
so i get to see him.

yeah well i dont know why im typing all this, no one cares.
ha.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-03-18T18:47:00

2006-03-19T02:48:56Z

i think my livejournal is broken or something..
every layout i do it wont like show up at all.
goddamn it.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-03-07T17:27:00

2006-03-08T01:32:42Z

soo i was sitting on the couch watching tv
and i went to get an eye lash out of my eye
and i accidently pulled out 10 eye lashes.
it hurt.
really bad.
and now it stings.

uhm lets see.
im going to nicks this weekend with everyone
and other people from gig harbor..
then im getting my septum pierced.

thats about it.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-02-21T19:34:00

2006-02-22T03:37:41Z

I'm going Italy and Greece this up coming year.
I'm so fucking excited.
I love life.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-02-20T17:27:00

2006-02-21T01:36:36Z

Things are awesome.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-02-08T14:49:00

2006-02-08T22:53:46Z

yeah so its not THAT bad over here.
there some cool people and some good looking guys.
haha.
the whole school is about the size of half of one of my lunches at my old school.

yeah hm so.
Im going to see The Look friday down here..
and Ruxton Towers saturday..

yeah people should REALLLLLLLY txt me from like their AIM because I cant really get on AIM here..
and I havent really talked to anyone lately that Ive really wanted to talk to that Ive missed :/
sooo yeah if you read this add my number 3606207637 to your AIM and txt me from there :]
hahh yeahhh
uhmmm

My top ramen is like almost done..
so bye :]

broknvocalcords @ 2006-02-02T15:08:00

2006-02-02T23:15:33Z

hm so yeah.
today was my last day at school.
kinda stoked to leave.
but my friends wernt :/
sorry guys.
this really wasnt my choise.
but then I got thinking and this is
probably the best thing thats happened to me.
South was to fucking big.
I hated it.
too crouded.
too many fags and bitches.

port townsend seems alright.
i mean ive been there a million times.
i met this girl that lives there already.
she seems awesome.
im going with her and her friends to the
idiot pilot show march 9th :]

yeah the school im going to is like half the size
of one of out lunches.
coming from the biggest school in the state..
this is going to be crazyy.
haha.

but im probably just going to finish my last 2 years
there and like come back or something..
i dont know..
or just stay there..
hm who knows.

but ill be here on weeknds and vacations :]

Riley gave me a free ticket to his show at graceland
cause it was my last day today and then he gave me
a ride home.

hmm yeah im going to miss some people.
but not a lot.

port townsend is HIPPY VILL for sure.
hmm its going to be cool learning about
flowers and hemp.

ha.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-30T13:53:00

2006-01-30T21:53:51Z

The best story you'll ever read.
By Lee.

one day a girl named rose was walking on a boulevard

and she was like OF BROKEN DREAMS?!

and solid snake was like "METAL GEAR?!

and rose was like STFU YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH NOT
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT METAL GEAR

and she hit him in the face with a metal gear (how ironic)

then she was like LOL im like in a shitty green day song, a boulevard of broken dreams, and then someone was humming the tune and she was like STFU

and they spit at her
and she was like ah hell naw
and then rose turned into voltron, but naked
a naked voltron
and she rocket punched that person off the boulevard

rose was like jesus this kinda sucks actually
and someone said
"YOU SUCK"

so rose was like WTF?! how much more of my self do i need to assert here

so rose injected some hormones and testaphrone , and transformed into a steam roller while humming the "transformers, robots in disguise" song

it was no ordinary steam roller though
it had rockets, repulser lifts

and cup holders

she rolled over about 10 people including the mother of the person who said she sucked
then she transformed back

and was like you know what , fuck this boulevard

im going to the board walk
and she did

and then Lee was like LOL you owe me 549867694869 dollars, i have a hotel on this

and rose is like FAAACK
and she lost the game of monoply (she was only short 200 dollars..if only she had gone one more space, and collected go)

then she realized it really is a broken dream and she cant escape it

then she woke up and escaped it

hardcore

so she celebrated with pancakes and waffles, with a side order of syrup sex

the end

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-26T17:57:00

2006-01-27T02:06:10Z

Fuck you school.
I hate you with all my heart.

Im sick of guys wearing makeup.
its fucking gross.
and stand girly.
and spend more time to get ready than me.
its fucking retarded.
quit wearing nail polish
and bandanas
it isnt cool looking
you just look like a freak/fag.

FUCK SHOWS.

IM SO SICK OF RUSHS GODDAMNNN.

I JUST WANT TO GET CRUNK.
AND CURBSTOMP.
AND WINDMILL KICK.
AND 2 STEP.

I want my meatloaf.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-25T15:58:00

2006-01-26T00:03:01Z

So myspace has been really gay for the past 2 days.
whatever.
hm yeah.

I really need a fucking hair cut.

I havent been to school in 3 weeks.
I really don't care.

I think Im moving.

Man, Im really hungey right now.

Laffy Taffy just came on KUBE 93.

yeah so I found myspace chat rooms.
the the funnest thing ever.
haha Im not kidding.

The "EMO" chat room is the best.

All I do it say random shit and
tell everyone to cut their wrists
and go cry.
Today I was talking about black people
and fried chicken and saitian and Jesus.
Its the best.
Espically when you have friends in there to
back you up.
otherwise you look really gay...

HMMMMMMMMM yeah.
I want a boyfriend.

Peace.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-24T08:33:00

2006-01-24T16:34:31Z

I want:
Someone who gives a shit but doesnt really give a fuck.
A boy who knows what he really wants.
I'm tired of being in fucking 5th grade.

i pulled an all nighter tonight ah haha

2006-01-22T17:38:14Z

IN THE LIMO ON THE WAY TO TOLO & DINNER :]

DINNER

TOLOOOOOOO!!!@$^%&$*%^(%(&*(%&%%<333

END OF DANCE = DENNYS

Im so gay.

2006-01-20T06:16:45Z

A - Available?: YUP

B - BEST FRIEND: Alysha

C- Crush: I hate boys.

D- DADS NAME: David

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Alysha

F - FAVORITE BAND: Skinny Puppy, Guns n Roses, Sublime ECT...

G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS: Bears

H - HOMETOWN: Oak Harbor Whidbey Island

I- INSTRUMENT: fuck that

K - KIDS: fuck kids

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: Virginia alllll the way to Alabama, fucking awesome road trip.

M - MILK FLAVOR? CHOCOLATE

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: ZZZZZEEERROOOO ha.

O - ONE WISH: that certian people would die.

P - PHOBIAS: small places and spiders

Q - QUOTE: "shut the fuck up before I gut you with a rusty spoon"

R - REASON TO SMILE: none

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Kane Hodder

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: fucking 12:45pm baby

U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME: I can't swin

V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE: none

W- WORST HABITS: falling for asshole douche bag lieing boys

Y - YUMMY FOOD: captian crunch

Z- ZODIAC SIGN: libra

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-18T13:52:00

2006-01-18T21:54:12Z

Friday@Rush's

The Hellen Killers
Gatsby's American Dream
Valley of the Dinosaurs
Turns to Grey

7$@8

whoooooooooos going?

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-17T19:59:00

2006-01-18T04:06:02Z

Soo I went to Bainbridge Is. last night with Leone to Chads house to chill with friends.
Pretty fucking fun.
I love those people.

Then the power went out.
There was a crazy windy storm last night.
It was soooo fun haha.
Aaron grabed a shit load of candles
and we all started to cook hot dogs over them.
Great times.
I have a bump on my head
& it hurts..
I think I got it when Chad pushed me off the couch
and I bumped my head on his coffee table :/

I ended up spending the night at Chads.
That was pretty fun.
We like didnt sleep at all
the power was out for so freaking long.
& I havent slept yet.

Im think Im a bout to go fucking pass out.

Oh god. Fucking American Idol is on.
yeah Im going to bed.

Peace.

That milk sat out all freaking night. Hahaha. Gross.

We make Hot Dog people.

Chad takes weird/cute pics with my camera

Well the power wasnt out here..
Hahah. Leone and I were having a camera war.

The power wasnt out here either..
but Chad is just cute.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-11T13:51:00

2006-01-11T21:52:08Z

Hey Washington,
thats for not having a shitty day today.

Love, Devon.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-08T19:05:00

2006-01-09T03:21:37Z

I love her.

Just some stoners.

Ohh Jessica

Chad drawing on passed out Aleah's foot.

Maggie: Devon, why is Greenday called Greenday?
Devon: Because they like to smoke the reefer
Maggie: OH MY GOD!! That makes TOTAL sence now.

Straight up chillin.

It's a totally fake, so don't even worry about it.

he did that totally on his own. crazy.

I dont know.

Oh TJ.

Chad singing to me about me eating a larg bag of patato chips in less than 5 minutes..

So high.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-05T21:31:00

2006-01-06T05:33:52Z

Ha whaaaa??
Bainbridge party tomorrow night?
Hella.

Oh god, it's going to be a fucking good day tomorrow.

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-01T20:19:00

2006-01-02T04:19:28Z

broknvocalcords @ 2006-01-01T00:33:00

2006-01-01T08:38:50Z

I decided that once I'm 18
Im moving to London.

And I'm really not joking.
I'm sick of it here.
I want to be somewhere else.
I have life savings that I'm
going to use.
hah I talked to my dad about this
and he thinks I'm crazy.
But I want to do it.
Wellll maybe not all the way move..
but I want to be there for a while,
like 3 or 4 years.

Who wants to go with me?
ha.

two thousand zero zero party over oops, out of time

2005-12-31T08:50:24Z

Alyssa and I are going to find makeout buddies for new years eve
because we are boyless and have no one to kiss at midnight.

broknvocalcords @ 2005-12-30T02:25:00

2005-12-30T10:25:59Z

MilkWh0r3: Get anything cool from Santa Claus?
Devon is xtuffx: He gave me anal sex

oh god.

2005-12-28T18:53:40Z

If xXXXXXxXXXXXXstraight edgeXXXXxXXXXXXXxXXXXxx
is the "new trend/in thing/fad"..

Then my Dads the Queen of Yugoslavia.